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    Ляпы  на занятиях

What’s the number today?  

What’s the data today?  

The 5^th of September.  

 

I can’t find my umbrella. Somebody has invited it.  

  The telephone was invited in 1864.  

 

Our driver stopped and avoided meeting.  

 

When I’m at work, a friend looks at my children.  (Such a cute baby!)    

 

 

Solar-Control (солнцезашитный крем)

Your mother’s nepew is your Tent.

Very cold and snowly.

Weather was frozen and windy.

 

 

 

   I was moving in hospital where doctor sold me.  

 How often did you loose her keys last week?  

 

There would be a garage which could contain 2 cars, bikes, snowboards and skies.  

I have both and good dreams.  

 

Everywhen/Somewhen  

 

Sit down/Sit up  

 

    Teacher: What was the couples’ profession?   

    Student: Unhappy honeymoon.    ..........   

 

Yesterday morning the plane, which I was flying, landed at the airport.

(Comment: Were you the pilot?)

  I was flying to Sofia alone.

My friend don’t know why planes fly and don’t its wings.

 

 

  Last night I wasn’t a bar in a hotel.

 

    English I started study only few days ago. I hope that I’ll receive positive

      match.

 

    Peter has a big deposit of fun.

 

    The bedroom for my children would be comfortable, bright and funny.

    (Bedrooms can’t be funny xD)

 

 

I feel myself good!

 Honey, you’re mint.

                                   Alcokool                                

 

 

Teacher:  Why did they go back to France?

  Student: Sandy developed a temperature.

  They must be French. They’re speaking German.

                            

 

 

 

To recognize in love

To take for a bus

To find the sights

 

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